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Mr Farmer, it is an apollo. Therefore you can guarentee several things happening.
1) On recieving the bike, no bolt will be done up tight enough.
2) On tightening the bolts, every thread will strip.
3) On sitting on the bike, the saddle will disintegrate.
4) On touching the bars, the gears will make a funny noise and never work again.
5) On gripping the bars, the brakes will make a funny noise and never work again.
6) On riding off a curb, both wheels will not just buckle, but collapse.
Apologies if this is a bit stereotypical, but I am not a great fan of apollos. |
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